Who will ever say no to bacon? With its mouth-watering aroma, savory taste, and crispy texture, bacon has captured the hearts (and stomachs) of people around the world to the point that it became their inspiration to write a song.
If you’re having a bad day, don’t worry; the 21 best songs about bacon won’t go “bacon” your heart and instead will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
So, without further ado, let’s enjoy these creatively-cooked bacon songs:
Table of Contents
- 21. “Cloreen Bacon Skin” – Prince
- 20. “Bacon” – Nick Jonas ft. Ty Dolla $ign
- 19. “Rub Some Bacon on It” – Rhett and Link
- 18. “Bringin’ Home the Bacon” – Billy Jones and Ben Selvin Orchestra
- 17. “Funky Bacon” – Rubber Jacks
- 16. “Imagine There’s No Bacon” – El Gringo
- 15. “We Don’t Want the Bacon, All We Want Is a Piece of the Rhine” – Peerless Quartet
- 14. “Better Than Bacon” – King Kersh
- 13. “Fryin’ Bacon Nekkid” – Roger Alan Wade
- 12. “Bacon ‘n Eggs” – Muni Long
- 11. “More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle” – Mike Doughty
- 10. “Bacon Pancakes” – Jake the Dog
- 9. “The Bacon Song” – Matt the Electrician
- 8. “Bacon Space Kitty” – Roomie
- 7. “Bacon Strips” – Z Flo
- 6. “Bacon in My Beans” – Joe Mullins & The Radio Ramblers
- 5. “Queen’s Speech Ep. 5” – Lady Leshurr
- 4. “Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch” – Darius Rucker
- 3. “Bacon Ninja” – Mr. Gee’s
- 2. “Bacon on a String” – Dane Boe
- 1. “Bacon Song” – Tessa Violet
21. “Cloreen Bacon Skin” – Prince
This groovy R&B/soul track was released in 1998 and is featured on Prince’s album titled Crystal Ball, which was released in 1998. You will be unable to contain your laughter as you listen to this 15-minute-long song, thanks to its hilarious lyrics and comedic delivery.
20. “Bacon” – Nick Jonas ft. Ty Dolla $ign
Prepare to fall in love with this pop song by Nick Jonas. He featured Ty Dolla $ign in this song on his album, Last Year Was Complicated. Its lyrics make it a romantic song, but its beat is definitely pumped up. This song will make you want to crank up and dance around the house.
19. “Rub Some Bacon on It” – Rhett and Link
From the opening seconds, you’ll be hooked by the compelling instrumental music and the 911 conversation. The album was released in 2012 under the same title by both Rhett and Link. The combination of the rap beat and the singer’s upbeat delivery is guaranteed to lift your spirits.
18. “Bringin’ Home the Bacon” – Billy Jones and Ben Selvin Orchestra
The song “Bringin’ Home the Bacon” was recorded by Billy Jones and the Ben Selvin Orchestra for their album Wonderful Nonsense: Fun Songs of the Roaring Twenties. It has that great ’90s sound quality and retro instrumentals, making you feel like you’re listening to music coming from an old radio in your mother’s kitchen as she bakes a pie.
17. “Funky Bacon” – Rubber Jacks
This track from Rubber Jacks’ The Bacon Suite: Six Songs About Bacon is as groovy as its name suggests. It clocks in at under two minutes, and there are barely any lyrics and very basic musical accompaniment. No matter what, though, it has a vibe that will get you moving.
16. “Imagine There’s No Bacon” – El Gringo
The tempo of “Imagine There’s No Bacon” by El Gringo is significantly slower than that of the other songs on this list. This is an absolutely hilarious soundtrack from his 2017 album Greatest Hits, Vol. 1, and the blabbering that he does will make you forget about your problems for a while.
15. “We Don’t Want the Bacon, All We Want Is a Piece of the Rhine” – Peerless Quartet
A vocal group called the Peerless Quartet recorded this song in 1918. It was released in 2015 on their album Popular World War I Songs. As the album title alludes, it is a war song that celebrates the patriotism and bravery of a bygone era’s soldiers. Because of its catchy melody and repetitive wording, it’s not hard to learn and enjoy.
14. “Better Than Bacon” – King Kersh
King Kersh is a musical artist who released this single track, “Better Than Bacon,” in 2020. Not everyone will appreciate the pop song’s smutty lyrics, but if you’re in the mood for something to lift your spirits and wash away your worries, the arrangement of this track’s rhythm, harmony, and melody will not disappoint you.
13. “Fryin’ Bacon Nekkid” – Roger Alan Wade
This country song is performed by Roger Alan Wade for his album All Likkered Up. This is an enjoyable track about a man who gets hurt by falling in love with a woman. Listening to this song from 2005 will make you feel like you’re in a dive bar watching him play for a small crowd.
12. “Bacon ‘n Eggs” – Muni Long
Muni Long’s album Jukebox features a bright, catchy R&B track. It’s about how she loves a man so much that she’s willing to make him bacon and eggs in the morning to keep him happy. This song, with its elevating melody and sweet vocals by Muni Long, deserves a spot on your Sunday morning playlist.
11. “More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle” – Mike Doughty
As part of his album Golden Delicious, Mike Doughty offers this catchy and upbeat track that will make you want to get up and dance. Though the song’s meaning isn’t that evident, “More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle” is a fun and lighthearted tune that is sure to brighten your day, whether you’re a bacon lover or not.
10. “Bacon Pancakes” – Jake the Dog
One of the best-known short songs about bacon, especially for kids, is “Bacon Pancakes” by Jake the Dog. It was featured in one episode of the well-known animated series “Adventure Time.” Although the song itself actually lasted for only 12 seconds, many people found themselves humming its delightful tune for days after hearing it.
9. “The Bacon Song” – Matt the Electrician
This track hails from the 2011 album titled Matt the Electrician Is Alive, which was released by Matt the Electrician. With its pleasant guitar strums, Matt’s laid-back vocals, and witty lyrics, “The Bacon Song” is sure to win you over.
8. “Bacon Space Kitty” – Roomie
Roomie, known for his entertaining videos on social media, made a song out of a random netizen’s comment called “Bacon Space Kitty”. His impressive vocal range and natural singing ability are on full display in this one-minute-long song that will make you feel less stressed out.
7. “Bacon Strips” – Z Flo
Artist Z Flo released his album This Is My Brain on Music, including a track called “Bacon Strips”. It’s a fun and upbeat hip-hop track with a bit of swag and some impressive rap lines. The song has a catchy beat that is just what you need to start your day off on the right foot.
6. “Bacon in My Beans” – Joe Mullins & The Radio Ramblers
This folk song by Joe Mullins & The Radio Ramblers is part of their album For the Record, released in 2019. It also has a feel-good music video that features the band playing several stringed instruments that make the whole song flavorful and satisfying to listen to.
5. “Queen’s Speech Ep. 5” – Lady Leshurr
“Queen’s Speech Ep. 5” is a rap song by British rapper Lady Leshurr. The song is part of her “Queen’s Speech” series, which features her delivering rapid-fire verses over various beats. Her wordplay is delivered with confidence and fierceness. She talks about how she doesn’t get swayed by people’s hateful comments, especially when “their lips look like crispy bacon.”
4. “Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch” – Darius Rucker
“Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch” is a song performed by Darius Rucker for a Burger King TV commercial. Despite being a parody of the song “Big Rock Candy Mountain”, this song has a driving beat and guitar riffs that will have listeners tapping their feet, making it an entertaining tune to play.
3. “Bacon Ninja” – Mr. Gee’s
On his album Songs in the Key of Ninja, Mr. Gee includes a track titled “Bacon Ninja,” which is an indie rock song. The instrumentals are wonderfully arranged, giving the song a lively and exciting mood. Mr. Gee used a more subdued tempo for the piece’s outro, and it’s sure to impress listeners.
2. “Bacon on a String” – Dane Boe
Dane Boe used his Internet popularity and released a single track called “Bacon on a String“. If you are into visuals, then don’t forget to enjoy its entertaining animated music video. This song’s high-energy quality as well as its interesting narrative will fill your day with delight.
1. “Bacon Song” – Tessa Violet
And for this best-songs-about-bacon competition, Tessa Violet brought home the bacon! She and her band sing about how much they love bacon, saying that it “tastes like heaven” in this tuneful and enjoyable song. You will begin to love this song as soon as you hear it because of how captivating the vocals and instrumentals are!